Pawsrent
Here are some funny things to say when a telemarketer calls.
#1. (Say in a somewhat robotic female voice.) “I’m sorry. You’re call has been forwarded to an automatic voice mail system. Please speak after the beep. BEEP.” Hang up now.
#2. You: “Sorry. I’m blind. I can’t use what you’re sending me.”
Telemarketer: “Sir, it doesn’t need sight.” or “Sir, we have an audio version.”
You: “But I live alone. I wouldn’t be able to find it. I barely found the phone.”
Hang up now.
#3.
