Stink is a Relative Thing

Stink. It’s only a relative thing. And by that I mean: Sometimes they stink, and sometimes they don’t. They need to start taking showers and wearing deodorent.

Field Trip, and Obama Video Conference

Today, the 6th Grade at my school went on a field trip. First, we walked to the St. Croix River, then we went to the Dairy Queen. The sweet thing was, they had three plasma screen TVs! One had sports on it, on had the food network, and one had a live video conference with [...]

I Have a Theory

In Pokemon DPPt, Professor Oak states that there is a white rock in Kanto like the one at the end of Route 224. But, there is none in Kanto. So, it is my theory that it was a typo, and that it is actually located in Hoenn, as there is a white rock located there [...]

Simpsons Opening

Now, I absolutley hate Britney Spears and her music. But, for The Simpsons opening, they had all of the characters moving their mouths to one of her songs. And I laughed the whole time. Perhaps it was the sight of the male music teacher singing to the song. Or perhaps it was Homer and a [...]

The Dollar Bill

I have something to say. First, we must know that Egypt used to have a ton of slaves who built the pyramids. Now, we here in America are anti-slave. So then, why do we have a drawing of an unfinished pyramid on our dollar bill? I bet that those bushes in front of the pyramid [...]

I Just Noticed Something…

Hey, guys. I just noticed something about the Pokemon called Arceus. It has horns on it’s head. Now, I’m not saying anything, but I must say that perhaps the Generation V ultimate Pokemon might have a halo on it’s head. Here, I’ll show you a picture of Arceus. Notice the horns and smoke on it’s [...]

I Am Awesome

I am the most awesome person on this blog right now. Even more awesome than you. That’s right, I know where you live, who you are, and everything about you.

Places to Never Lose a Tooth

Hey, everyone! Here are a few places to never lose a tooth! 1. The movies 2. At a dojo (The instructors will start asking who did it.)

So Many Kings!!!

Has anybody else noticed how many deposed Nigerian kings there are in the world? They keep e-mailing all of these people. If they really were actual kings, wouldn’t they have gotten enough cash from asking people? But here’s an even scarier thought. How do they get people’s e-mail addresses?! How? HOW?!?!

What Goes On In My Brain

I was told that to write truly great work, you have to write what goes on in your brain. Just let it flow out. So, here goes. Banana dog fig face Banana dog fig face Banana dog fig face HOSANNA! Cheesesticks! Cheesesticks! Cheesesticks! Cheesesticks!