Church Hobo

There once was a poor beggar sitting outside of a church. He was holding a tin cup in his hands, asking all people who passed by for money. Not on of the people gave him any money, not even any spare change. He had a hat covering most of his face, but you could tell that he was at least 50, dur to the wrinkles on his hand. About one hundred people passed by.
Then, when it was 9:00, the time the Sunday Sermon would begin, he walked into the church. He hung his hat on the coat rack, but kept on his ragged coat. He walked towards the main hall, where people were wondering where the pastor was. Then he came in. And nobody was walking ahead of him, behind him, or next to him.

Semester End

Hello, everyone! It’s me, Pawsrent, here to tell you that my school’s end of semster was yesterday. As a result, I get Monday off, so I’ll be online all day, but not specifically on my blog. But whenever I am going to be on my blog, I might be making a few renovations to the site, like adding pages, categories, widgets, perhaps even the theme. Well, I’ll see you all tomorrow, and perhaps I’ll even make another post! Bye!

Pokémon Events

There will be some new Pokémon events that will occur for a short time at GAMESTOP.

Raikou from Jan. 3rd to Jan. 9th

Entei from Jan. 17th to 23rd

Suicune from Jan. 31st to Feb. 6

Ash’s Pikachu from Jan. 30th to Feb. 5th

I’m hoping that a certain mother somewhere will read this and take me to GAMESTOP where these events are located. Also, the first three are shiny types, and when sent to the new BW games, will activate an event in which you obtain a Zoroark.

Pawsrent’s Theory of Thought

Hello, boys and girls! In this post I’ll be talking about a theory that I’ve recently developed called, you guessed it, Pawsrent’s Theory of Thought. It states that a person will be thinking about something somebody recently told them, or they themselves said. Also, if the person has developed patterns that they follow at the time, they will be thinking of it. For example, If they’re driving, and they have to make a turn, they’ll be concentrating on the turn. They will also do that if they need to develop a new pattern.

There is however, a whole in the theory that can be easily fixed. If you tell them that you’re going to figure out what they’re thinking, they’ll usually try to break the theory. And in my experience, with the people I’ve tested it on, they think of one thing: Taco. I tested it again on the bus today, and after 15 seconds, the person said “I want to eat a taco.” True story. I guess that ends this post.

I’m Back!

Hello everyone! I’m sure that many, no, all of you may have noticed the lack of posts and updates. I have been very busy, due to starting Middle School. I won’t tell you the name, but some of the teachers in my upcoming Pokémon fan-fic are based on teachers at my school!
From now on, I’ll be posting again, and even add a few categories, such as “Theories; The Mind; Video Games”. Most of them will have divisions, like “Theories->Conspiracies”, and “Video Games->Pokémon”.

My Pokemon

I have just created a page detailing some Pokemon that I made. They should not be thought of as real.

A New Band Member

A new band member for the Pawsrenters is coming. His name is Comical Horse. He was once just a street urchin, but then he was recruited by a group of not-so-secret spies. When news came out that Director D was actually an agent for BAD, Comical Horse quit the agency, as he knew the system was corrupt.
   He then hopped on his blimp, and traveled to his hometown, Monster Carnival Island. He then started living in a cave on the outskirts of the town. One day, he awoke to a strange noise. He looked outside to investigate, and he saw a van pulling up to the mouth of his cave. He heard muffled voices inside, saying how nobody would find them there.
   A strange person came out, he looked like threee different people at once. The man then noticed Horse, and was startled to see him. Then, by an odd series of circumstances, Comical Horse became a member of the band.

PawsBuy Possibilities

I’ve been working on some concept sketches for the idea of PawsBuy. PawsBuy may be used in a virtual world, where evil forces are working at destroying the world. One force has succeeded in their general ambition, mixing to seperate worlds, one of strange creatures, and one water filled planet, where islands are having difficulty surviving. I’m still working on a few sketches, and I’ll post them as soon as possible.

Pokemon Origins: Corsola

   Welcome to the first issue of the Pawsrent online newsletter: Pokemon Origins! This issue will be focused around the Pokemon Corsola.
   Corsola is based on the coral variety Precious Coral, or more commonly known as Red Coral. It is found commonly in Japan, which may be why they decided to turn it into a Pokemon.
   Coral is actually not one chunk of rock as the games suggest, but actually compacted colonies of microorganisms formed into odd shapes. But when the colonies die, their skeletons merge together to form a hard, tough exterior, but it’s still not a solid rock.
   In the second generation game Pokemon Silver (and it’s remake), it’s Pokedex entry states that “In a south sea nation, the people live in communities that are built on groups of these Pokémon.” Later, in the third generation games Ruby, Sapphire, and Emerald versions, a man states that Pacifidlog Town is built on a colony of Corsola.
   It’s Gold and HeartGold Pokedex entry states that the tip of its head is valuable, and indeed, in real life, Red Coral is quite valuable. It is used for jewelery, and can be turned into fine works of art.
   In Ancient Greece, they believed that Red Coral was made when Perseus set Medusa’s head down while he washed his hands after having petrified the sea monster Cetus while rescuing Andromeda. When Perseus was picking up Medusa’s head, he noticed that her blood had turned the water grasses (sometimes seaweed, sometimes reeds) hard and red. In fact, coral’s Greek name was actually Gorgeia, named after Gorgon, which was named after Medusa’s supposed species.
   Well, I would say that this pretty much sums up this post. If you liked it, don’t be afraid to comment. If you have any suggestions, please tell me.

Warm Today

It was so hot out today! My birthday cake is still around, and it melted. And it’s not an ice cream cake. It’s a real, full bread cake. But the part that melted was the icing, but for some reason, only the bottom melted, so now it’s a slanted cake.